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God bless our Christian nationalists. They must be so proud, standing behind our “two Corinthians” Bible believing bigot, a man with more felonies than fingers and toes. Mr. “Grab her by the pussy” President, who was best friends with a certain serial predator with private islands, and needed hush money to keep the Stormy scandals quiet. What a legacy! A mountain of morality. He’s shown us that character really is completely irrelevant. Who needs leaders with principles or plans? Let’s go all in on criminality and conspiracy theories. Auschwitz ashes be damned, open up the showers and let’s sashay on in for a rinse, lather and repeat. The future is looking bleak—who’s ready for a front row seat?