I found a drink I love! Oliver found a reason to run laps around the house and scream like the place was on fire.
It started when he accidentally knocked a full glass of my blue raspberry lemonade off the banister and down the stairs. Midway through cleaning up his mess he asked what it was.
I started to explain, “Boobie—” but he heard “boobie” and immediately took off running around the house screaming before I could finish.
So now I’m not only enjoying the tastiest hydration drink I’ve ever had… (well not that glass, that one died a hero) I’m also slightly concerned my child thinks breast milk comes out blue and raspberry flavored.
Best part? Since the bag says Bobbie Hydromom, not a single man in this house is brave enough to touch it.
Next up: boobie-labeled Reese’s peanut butter cups. A little fear, and maybe just maybe my snacks will last more than 48 hours.
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